Why "Smart" Cars are actually for the uneducated.

Well hello, everyone, and welcome to Trinkets and Things. I would like to kick things off with our first topic of why "Smart" Cars are actually for the uneducated. Smart Cars are those tin, little rinkydink caged moped typed of deals you often see being driven by cocky assholes who think that by sacrificing some of their own cargo space they are doing something good for the environment. The gas mileage is not all that much better than any fuel efficient car on the market, however, so clearly they didn't look into the specs before their purchase of the douchiest looking automobile on the market. This isn't Europe, people, and your two stroke engine isn't going to get you anywhere in America.