Mermaids

I bet that a lot of people like to think about mermaids because... hey, I wonder how mermaids reproduce.

I hate it when...

I'm shaving while I'm waiting for a somewhat important phone call. This sucks because most of the time I end up with shaving cream all over the phone.

Eggs

It's kind of like eating an abortion to me. I don't like eggs much. I eat them until I remember what I'm eating and then I stop and feel sick. I hope chickens aren't eating my unborn children. They go well with hash browns, though. I do like those.